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Woohoo. Three day weekend! Or, as we work-at-home types call it, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.

testing hellotxt.com, as ping.fm is about to Epic Fail.

And Mel the wonder dog is now cowering under my desk. Either we’re being attacked by aliens, or it’s raining.

I can’t wait for Adele’s new album “Songs your ten year-old daughter will sing very loudly”.

Just got a call from the Government. My marriage to a woman is annulled, and by law I must marry a lobster. Man that was a slippery slope!

Don’t know what you’re officially supposed to do for Cinco De Mayo. So I’m just gonna eat Mexican food and get drunk.

Kiddo just left for her week-long class outing. Camping, Texas Frontier Museum, and LBJ’s ranch. Gonna miss her.

Woke up this morning, and The Boomtown Rats were playing a gig in my front yard. Gonna be one of those Young Ones kind of weeks.

It’s Earth Day! In honor of this day, I shall travel to Earth and spend lots of time there.

Oooh 4/20 is only a couple of days away. Time to call my CPA and move my investments into Funyuns derivatives.

I like that my phone books are delivered in a plastic bag. That makes them easy to carry to the recycle bin.

Just a reminder, get your taxes postmarked by tomorrow. The 15th was a Sunday, and there’s a DC-only holiday today, so it got pushed 2 days.

Dallas Derby Devils roller derby announced a junior division for girls 11-17. Somebody’s making big plans to try out for it next spring.

If John Edwards is convicted, I hope he’s not cellmate with Rod Blagojevich. One of ‘em is gonna get shanked over ownership of the comb.